You know what I really want to happen?

the-fisher-queen:

oatmeal-nuts-andhalfabanana:

Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened just had their minds wiped by the aliens.

(Source: hope-you-findthatswimmingpool, via funnybro)

spookynouir:

YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND
YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL
YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH
YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S
YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER

99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG
REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS 

(via most-awkward-moments)